January 2012
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humpty dumpty
mom: marielle, get the the snow scraper
me: where is it?
mom: behind that humpty dumpty!
me: what humpty dumpty?!
mom: *points* THAT ONE!!
me: ...mom thats spongebob!!
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Katniss: I love you, Peeta.
Peeta: I loaf you too.
Katniss: Okay, the bread jokes are getting kind of old.
Peeta: It's true, dough!
Katniss: Seriously, Peeta! That's enough!
Peeta: But I loaf you a roll lot!
Katniss: That's it, I'm done.
Peeta: AT YEAST SAY IT BACK!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
who lives in a district where people just die?
KAT-NISS EVER-DEEN
who hunts in the forest to live and survive?
KAT-NISS EVER-DEEN
whose strawberries and game be something you wish!
KAT-NISS EVER-DEEN
then flop on the stage cos you subbed in for prim!
KAT-NISS EVER-DEEN
READY?
KAT-NISS EVER-DEEN, KAT-NISS EVER-DEEN, KAT-NISS EVERDEEN,
KAT-NISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, EVERRR-DEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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Gale Hawthorne: Find your Hunger Games Name!!! →
boywiththesnares:
1) Write down the second syllable of your middle name.
If you do not have a middle name – what is wrong with you? How did you know when your parents were mad at you? Anyway, you should use the second syllable of your first name.
If your middle name is only one syllable, you may use the second…
My name is Yesmet N. Singfern!
I tried this with my sister (who has never...
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mschastain:
#will reblog every time i see it on my dash
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Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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Haymitch: Nice wig, Effie. What's it made of?
Effie: Your mom's chest hair.
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Sweet Disposition: When did forever start? →
ache-s:
“Peeta,” I say lightly. “You said at the interview you’d had a crush on me forever. When did forever start?” “Oh, let’s see. I guess the first day of school. We were five.You had on a red plaid dress and your hair…it was in two braids instead of one. My father pointed you out when we were…
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16. When Katniss tucked her little girl into bed...
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Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say...
– The Hunger Games (via kiputytto)
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